½ oz. powered oatmeal
½ T.fresh lemon juice
¼ c. egg whites
3 drops honey
1. Dab cotton swab in hydrogen peroxide and cleanse the infected area. (This will keep the infection from spreading.)
2. Mix everything else in a small bowl.
3. Cover blemish with mixture and leave on for twenty minutes.
4. Rinse with warm water.
5. Store leftovers in fridge for up to one week. (Do not eat.) Apply twice daily until pimple disappears.
Okay, not nearly as fun as taking your angst out on an ugly zit. But at least it’ll keep your hands from getting dirty.
After all, that’s what got you into this mess in the first place.